Meet your new tiny accountability partner—Pocket Jesus. He’s small enough to fit in your pocket, but mighty enough to silently judge your life choices (lovingly, of course).

Having a day? About to send that text you definitely shouldn’t? Stuck in traffic questioning everything? Just reach in your pocket and boom—Jesus is there like, “Let’s maybe not do that.”

This little guy is perfect for anyone who could use a gentle reminder to keep it together… or at least try. Toss him in your purse, car, desk, or keep him close for those moments when your patience (or common sense) is running on empty.

Perfect for:

• Questionable decision-making moments
• Road rage prevention (results may vary)
• Sassy but meaningful gifts
• Anyone who needs Jesus… like, a little more than usual

Small, holy, and just a little bit judgey—because sometimes you don’t need a whole sermon… you just need a little Jesus.

Colors will vary